{"id":224,"date":"2018-02-21T19:48:31","date_gmt":"2018-02-21T19:48:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chatter.sh-dev.co.uk\/?p=224"},"modified":"2018-02-21T20:50:26","modified_gmt":"2018-02-21T20:50:26","slug":"he-could-sleep-on-a-greasy-pole","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chatter.sh-dev.co.uk\/index.php\/2018\/02\/21\/he-could-sleep-on-a-greasy-pole\/","title":{"rendered":"He could sleep on a greasy pole."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It makes me wonder how he manages to be on time, when he is so relaxed.<br \/>\nThe bloke flows around like a leaf in a wind tunnel. One day he\u2019s gonna drive me over the edge and I\u2019ll end up shaking him by the shoulders and screaming wake up at him. On the whole I think our team would be more productive if he was given a dose of urgency. At times the bloke is practically horizontal I did a how he gets anything done. He doesn\u2019t have an ounce of urgency in him.<\/p>\n<p>At lunchtime I popped into a sandwich bar from a usual egg and tomato with black pepper. I soon wished I hadn\u2019t. Not only were they totally rammed, there was a stupid cow at the tills with a chocolate bar.<br \/>\nShe made my head spin and not in a good way.<br \/>\nFirst she picks up the cake, whatever it was, hangs onto it like it was her lifeline and puts it down.<br \/>\nFair enough, everyone changes their mind.<br \/>\nThe bit that really picks me off was directly after paying she picks it back up like she\u2019s still in the queue. The bloke behind her wasn\u2019t impressed.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m with him. When you\u2019re done.<br \/>\nYou don\u2019t get to go back and have another turn.<br \/>\nThat\u2019s tantamount to sneaking into the front of the queue and just pushing your way forward.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It makes me wonder how he manages to be on time, when he is so relaxed. The bloke flows around like a leaf in a wind tunnel. One day he\u2019s gonna drive me over the edge and I\u2019ll end up shaking him by the shoulders and screaming wake up at him. On the whole I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-224","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chatter.sh-dev.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/224","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chatter.sh-dev.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chatter.sh-dev.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chatter.sh-dev.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chatter.sh-dev.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=224"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/chatter.sh-dev.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/224\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":243,"href":"https:\/\/chatter.sh-dev.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/224\/revisions\/243"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chatter.sh-dev.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=224"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chatter.sh-dev.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=224"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chatter.sh-dev.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=224"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}